Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Not Minding

(Disclaimer: I don't think there are any men who read my blog but just in case there are, this post is not for you. Just don't say I didn't warn you!)

Okay ladies now that we got that out of the way! A few months ago, I shared with you from the deep recesses of my heart the little ditty that I had sung to my back side to get in line with my desires. For those of you who may not have gotten a little glimpse of my pregnancy weirdness, I will paste it again here for you.

Oh my buttocks, how do you do?
Oh my buttocks, how about you?
Though I feed you carbs galore
Please don't keep them in your store

Please remember my dear friend
We are nowhere near the end
As you see my baby showing
There's no need for you to keep growing

I know you keep things balanced out
But that kind of thing freaks me out
Just remember my amigo
You are not the one that is prego!

With Isaac, I never had my behind documented in PHOTOGRAPH...oh my word...apparently, a ditty will not change your body's predisposition for "junk in your trunk"....

I mean...FOR...THE ...LOVE...are you kidding me???

Now, Stacy on the other hand is having NUMERO CUATRO and her behind is minding quite nicely. Hmmm.

You win some and you lose some.


The Durham's said...

You are too funny! I want a copy of this picture:) I can't tell you how many women I have directed to this little poem you mom and I cried laughing as we read it! Oh, how I miss you and I am so sorry I have been out of touch here lately. It seems to be a little hectic, and stopping to have a normal conversation just seems to evade me!! UUUGGGHH! I love you and I can't wait to catch up:)

Kirby said...

Mel, you crack me up! You haven't known me pregnant but I am pretty sure that you wrote poem just for me! My rear is the first (and the last) to go!

I love that tummy, that baby inside, and that junk.

I can't stop smiling.

Bella said...

Mel, you are beautiful... Stop minding your "JIT"! I and all of the Brazilian population appreciate more a nice round curvy bottom over a flat one any day, any time. I can almost guarantee Joe does too. So be proud of it... as I said before, you are beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Two of my favorite ladies doing one of the most wonderful things - growing beautiful babies. Junk in the trunk? So what. Good stuff under the hood. It will be worth it! Love you. jan G

Nicole said...

You know I am jealous of your junk!! I think you should turn this into a rap song. ;)