So when the Lord was passing out boobs, he sent me to the hiney line twice. SO since nursing I have entered into a whole new world. I have been trying to exercise more often and more rigorously, but I feel like when I run I look like Dolly in a boxing ring- i kid. I am not that huge, but when you're used to having NOTHING and no bouncing going on whatsoever, it really can be a hindrance.
So I solicited the sugar daddy for some cash to strap my new friends down. So I visited our local sporting goods fiesta and asked the helper lady for her best reccomendation. She assured me that this baby would be my best bet. So I went to the fitting room to try it on and much to my glorious surprise, I jumped, ran and did jumping jacks in the dressing room (not exaggerating) and these puppies were locked and loaded. It wasn't like it was strangling me either; it was a perfect fit. No more excuses for me. Its time to put my money where my mouth is and hit the trail a blazin'.
I got this picture of my new bff off their website- http://www.movingcomfort.com/ if you're interested.
9 comments:
AWESOME!!! I'm proud of your boobies!
you a stinking hilarious! I got boobs too- but nothing to the extend that you are talking about...I just got enough to finally fill in a C cup. I was living the life then- now they might as well be introverted...
Enjoy them while you've got em. I miss my "working" boobs!
You're too funny!! Hey, did the helper lady tell you if they work for your double alphabet friends?? (Just kidding) LOVE YOU!!!
Melissa! I love you girl! Nothing like a good booby booster. :)
I wish I had that problem. He gives and takes away...but I enjoyed them while I had them and I'm glad you are too! You rock. By the way, I am so going to try dancing- wink, wink!
You make your "mom" proud! ;)
I can testify!!! running next to you was a joy instead of a seeing you in the boxing ring!!!! :) WAHOO to the new best friend!
I too missed the boob line so I am looking forward to the adventure! Jason is too, but I don't think he realizes they won't be toys for him! Anyway, thanks for the laugh!
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