Thursday, May 1, 2008

My New Best Friend

So when the Lord was passing out boobs, he sent me to the hiney line twice. SO since nursing I have entered into a whole new world. I have been trying to exercise more often and more rigorously, but I feel like when I run I look like Dolly in a boxing ring- i kid. I am not that huge, but when you're used to having NOTHING and no bouncing going on whatsoever, it really can be a hindrance.

So I solicited the sugar daddy for some cash to strap my new friends down. So I visited our local sporting goods fiesta and asked the helper lady for her best reccomendation. She assured me that this baby would be my best bet. So I went to the fitting room to try it on and much to my glorious surprise, I jumped, ran and did jumping jacks in the dressing room (not exaggerating) and these puppies were locked and loaded. It wasn't like it was strangling me either; it was a perfect fit. No more excuses for me. Its time to put my money where my mouth is and hit the trail a blazin'.

I got this picture of my new bff off their website- http://www.movingcomfort.com/ if you're interested.


9 comments:

Erin Sullivan said...

AWESOME!!! I'm proud of your boobies!

Jodi said...

you a stinking hilarious! I got boobs too- but nothing to the extend that you are talking about...I just got enough to finally fill in a C cup. I was living the life then- now they might as well be introverted...

Abby Grace said...

Enjoy them while you've got em. I miss my "working" boobs!

The Durham's said...

You're too funny!! Hey, did the helper lady tell you if they work for your double alphabet friends?? (Just kidding) LOVE YOU!!!

Sarah Wronko said...

Melissa! I love you girl! Nothing like a good booby booster. :)

Jen Sprayberry said...

I wish I had that problem. He gives and takes away...but I enjoyed them while I had them and I'm glad you are too! You rock. By the way, I am so going to try dancing- wink, wink!

Nicole said...

You make your "mom" proud! ;)

AnnaElise said...

I can testify!!! running next to you was a joy instead of a seeing you in the boxing ring!!!! :) WAHOO to the new best friend!

Jessica said...

I too missed the boob line so I am looking forward to the adventure! Jason is too, but I don't think he realizes they won't be toys for him! Anyway, thanks for the laugh!